The bad news…I opened the cabinet above my sink, and several items came surfing out.
The good news…I was able to slow down one item’s progress.
The bad news…I slowed it down with my head.
The good news…only one item broke.
The bad news…it was a small glass coffee pot that shattered and scattered.
The good news…I didn’t like it all that much anyway.
The bad news…it was really difficult to sweep up all the shards of glass.
The good news…I found two shards I missed in the sweeping.
The bad news…I found them with my feet.
The good news…all is well now.